- Bill Clinton said that Dan Quayle's views last year on family values and "Murphy Brown" were right all along. Another NAFTA payoff to the Republicans!

- I love our official position on North Korea: "We will never allow them to develop a nuclear bomb and we know where it is."- Russian nukes are possibly going to be under the finger of a guy who wears a tuxedo to a daytime press conference and wants Alaska returned. That means no more layoffs at General Dynamics.

- Vladimir Zhirinovsky has also threatened Japan with "another Hiroshima and Nagasaki." At the Pentagon Christmas party, budget-nervous staffers thanked Santa for the shiny new loose cannon in the Kremlin.

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- And at the State Department, this response: "Return Alaska to Russia? Never. However, New Jersey is on the table."

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